On Critics, and Other Matters

At times, sending out stories and manuscripts and getting no response can get frustrating. But that’s the way it is, and complaining about it doesn’t do any good. It is maddening when you see some of the awful things that become bestsellers, that get all kinds of attention and large publishing deals. Unfair, maybe, but that’s how it goes. First, you must write a great book, and then you must either know someone, or be in the right place at the right time. Some writers will beat the odds, so I keep plugging away, and in any case, I write for myself and won’t stop no matter what happens.

Which brings me to the subject of criticism, and gatekeepers. There are many of these that writers need to ignore. I was thinking of that curious thing, the writing workshop. In my experience, most of these were not at all a supportive environment; in fact, they were quite the opposite, in most cases, with students attacking each other’s work in an effort, I guess, to impress the instructor, a person who had published something and whose approval many in the class usually craved.

The comments on my stories were sometimes helpful, sometimes not, occasionally rude and off putting, and I listened to almost none of it except those written honestly. And yet, even an honest critic might be wrong. Gatekeepers at publishing houses, as well as literary agents, are quite often wrong about a great many things. Just check out the mountains of rejection letters received by people like Ursula LeGuin, Stephen King, Frank Herbert, and plenty of others.

Last night, I couldn’t sleep and was listening to Led Zeppelin, one of my favorite bands. As I sometimes do with artists I admire, I went and looked up contemporary reviews of their groundbreaking records, which have sold over a hundred million copies. One snob said Robert Plant’s lyrics were awful. Rolling Stone wrote that the whole office laughed in mockery at “In Through the Out Door,” the band’s final album, recorded in the terrible wake of the death of Plant’s son. Quite hilarious, you bunch of hipster morons, was all I could think. What a terrible record that brought nothing but happiness and sold tens of millions of copies. Yep, Zeppelin sure were a laughingstock.

 I’m now fifty, and I don’t do reviews of new books very often anymore. I used to years ago, for a couple of online sites, but I found that unless I want to spend a lot of time digesting a book, and can say something thoughtful and supportive, there is little point. These things are so subjective, and a random critic has as much to say on the topic of a new book as any thoughtful reader, of which there are a great many. Instead, I’ll do goodreads reviews of books I enjoy, sometimes. And I’ll let my friends and contacts know which books I’m reading. Major outlets like the New York Times and other venues might help a reader decide whether to buy something, I suppose, but more often it is a badge of honor that the author of the book can proudly wear. It may help boost sales. Or if it’s a negative review, they may never live it down.

As the years pass, I’ve realized that apart from a very few trusted book critics, I’d rather just read a book and make up my own mind. The opinions of editors and agents and others in the publishing business are meaningless. In the end, there are your words, your story, and you tell it as best you can. You hope someone likes it, but whether they do or not hardly matters at all. You’re left with your honesty and your effort, and that’s about all you can do. Anything less is not enough, no matter what accolades other people might want to give you. And if you stick to your own vision and work, you can never lose, no matter what any critic says.

The Lost Generation

I have read many lamentations from the Generation known as “X,” and ‘Boomer’, and so on. Their mighty and legendary deeds are inscribed on facebook and other social media for all to see. Tis a most worthy homage to bygone eras.

Here is my own contribution to this noble and honorable art form.

A LAMENTATION FROM A LOST GENERATION

We are a generation that shall never return.

That had no fancy phones to entertain us.

Who went entire days and sometimes weeks or months with no parental supervision.

And foraged for food instead of waiting for mom to make it.

We crafted our own toys out of whatever rough materials were handy, instead of buying everything on amazon.

A generation that walked everywhere, without the need for extravagant inventions like the wheel.

That went sometimes for days or weeks without food.

And settled differences like children should, with sharpened sticks and blunt objects and clubs and slingshots until one of us left the arena in disgrace.

Whose bloody exploits are forever commemorated in legend and song.

Whose mighty deeds were written on cave walls and told around campfires in the oral tradition instead of using fancy written language.

Who grew into strong magic, warriors who would do anything to topple demon cults that insulted our gods.

Who crushed our enemies, saw them driven before us, and heard the lamentations of the women.

No, never again shall you see our kind, nor our swords, or sorcery.

You know only a heap of broken images. “You! Hypocrite lecteur! mon semblable! mon frere!”

-Fin-

All My Love

I heard this Led Zeppelin song today and, like many songs I first encountered as a youth, it caused quite a bit of reflection. Music doesn’t just move you, the best of it also magically transports you to a different place and time.

When I was a young and foolish kid, and first heard this one, I wasn’t crazy about it. I loved Zeppelin with a passion, but like most teens I favored their heavier songs, and this one struck me as too romantic. I wrongly assumed it was about a girl.

Later, I read Hammer of the Gods and learned about how Robert Plant lost his young boy, Karac Pendragon (what a gorgeous name), and this song was his response to that unimaginable tragedy.

Had I been listening closer to the lyrics back when I was a teen, I should have known this was no typical love song:

Yours is the cloth, mine is the hand that sews time
His is the force that lies within
Ours is the fire, all the warmth we can find
He is a feather in the wind, oh

All of my love, all of my love, oh
All of my love to you

You can hear his emotion, he is almost crying the lyrics by the end. My heart breaks listening to it.

Today, as a dad myself, I listened to All My Love and realized it’s one of the greatest and most moving rock songs I have ever heard. I am amazed that Plant was able to create something this majestic in the throes of the despair he must have felt. What a tribute to his boy, and to that profound, cruel, life altering loss. I have nothing but respect for Plant as an artist and a human being. Just beautiful.

Osprey Man Appearance

Spring is the perfect time for THE OSPREY MAN to take flight! I will be at the Barnes and Noble in Poughkeepsie, NY this Saturday, 4/27 starting at 2pm, with copies of the book. Hope to see you there!

Springtime Thoughts

“You become mature when you become the authority of your own life.”–Joseph Campbell

I have noticed that some of the most accomplished and successful people I’ve met–writers, academics, business people, whatever field it is–are often the most unassuming and nicest and most supportive. This isn’t always the case, but it has happened often enough that it seems like a pattern. Perhaps these folks don’t need to prove anything, maybe they’re internally motivated and don’t need affirmation from anyone. Just something I’ve been reminded of now and again: if you can do something well, you just get on with it, and perhaps you can help some people along the way. Maybe this is simply maturity; it is an attitude that anyone can have, I think, if they want to, but some are more naturally kind.

Spring, Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1565

On the other hand, I have known folks who are high achievers who are the opposite, and who constantly want you to know how much they know, how smart they are, how great and talented and so on. Or, worse, they put others down to make themselves feel better. They make cutting comments because, it seems, they are deeply unhappy. But these people are mostly just sad, and do not leave much of an impression, other than they are irritating to be around. I think they’re in the minority, but they make more noise so we sometimes feel like successful people aren’t so nice.

No matter what your profession, or what role you have to play in life, I think, as I get older, that the most important thing is being kind. It is just a better, more peaceful and happier way to go through life than the alternatives. When you go through your day simply being kind, you’re spreading good feelings, hopefully helping people to be better themselves. Find other people like this, and stick with them. Do what you have to and ignore the people who want to bring you down. I think this is an important key to success, however you define that for yourself. Peace and good luck.

“I can alter my life by altering my attitude. He who would have nothing to do with thorns must never attempt to gather flowers.”
― Henry David Thoreau

Poughkeepsie Book Festival

The library newsletter has a nice picture of my book, along with several others, in an ad for The Poughkeepsie Book Festival. It’s going to be on Saturday, March 30 at Dutchess Community College–I’ll be there with copies of THE OSPREY MAN. Hope to see you there!

Avoid Optimum

I don’t like to write up rants about gigantic companies–such screeds are pointless and only serve to make me angrier. But I just wanted to spread the word about how rude and awful optimum was when I tried to cancel service, and to urge anyone reading this to stay away. I’ve had their internet and phone service for close to a decade, but the service has gotten pretty spotty as my bill crept higher each month. They offer much cheaper options for new customers, but if you’ve been with them for years they tack on new fees every month, until I was paying over $100 for service that started out at around $50 8 years ago.

In the past, I never switched because I knew it would take a lot of hassle and time on the phone. This is why no one bothers to change providers–it is a maddening experience. But I finally saw a much better offer from verizon, offering hundreds of dollars in credits, a 5 year price guarantee, and to really sweeten the deal, a new xbox. So, I decided to switch, against my better judgment.

I knew it would be a pain in the neck, but it was much worse than I envisioned to quit optimum. I’ve never experienced this kind of thing in the past; if I was trying to switch phone or internet or tv providers, maybe a salesperson encouraged me not to quit, but then they just processed my request and it was done.

This time, it took me two+ hours on the phone, multiple callbacks, intentional disconnections from their call center, lengthy waits, constant belittling pressure and badgering to stay with optimum, followed by a bunch of lies and extremely rude and petty behavior from their staff before I could successfully quit. To make matters worse, they charged me for an entire month of service, when I was 2 days into my latest billing cycle. A hundred bucks for two days of service. I told them that if there was ever a chance I’d stay, or come back, it’s gone now. Companies used to pro-rate these things for you, but it seems those days are over.

Then, bizarrely, they called me a couple of times the day after I returned all the equipment, promising lower rates, a reduced final bill, better service for less money, 3 months credit, and a $200 dollar gift card. I couldn’t stop laughing at this. I asked why they didn’t offer this in the first place, as I would have probably stayed with them and avoided the whole ugly ordeal.

Stay far away from optimum, a terrible company that uses pressure tactics and gets very nasty when you try to quit. I’m sure my new company is probably just as heartless but for now I’m happy with the new service.

A Super Bowl Tale

I imagined for a moment that I was trying to describe today’s entertainments to an alien from another planet:

“There are two teams of exceedingly manly men. They will fight over a ball. A large crowd of people pay thousands of dollars each to witness the spectacle. Many, many millions more will waste an evening at home to witness it, broadcast on large screens. A very great many males wish they were just like these gladiators. They watch their every move and speak of them endlessly, ignoring everything else around them.”

“Are these gladiators playing for money? For their lives?”

“For money, and fame.”

“They’re trying to lift themselves out of poverty?”

“No, most of them are fabulously wealthy already. But forget about that for a moment. There is something else at work here. A world-famous, glamorous singer is at the event. Her mate is a celebrated player. She is very happy when he does well. It brings her joy.”

“OK.”

“This makes many men watching the spectacle at home insane with rage.”

“Why?”

“No one knows why. But these middle-aged, portly, lonely men are so, so angry. And these same men also wish for a dictator to take over their land.”

“What does a dictator have to do with the famous entertainer?”

“No one knows. But they say it is an enormous conspiracy.”

“To what end?”

“No one knows. ‘Tis a mystery, traveler.”

“What happens when the game is over?”

“The side that wins is very happy and they gain fame and riches. Everyone else must go back to work.”

“What about the singer?”

“No matter what happens, she remains rich and famous and enrages the lonely old men.”

“Why?”

“As I said, ‘tis a mystery.”

“You live in a strange world, sir.”

Tolkien Conference Guest of Honor Nicholas Birns

I sent some questions to our Tolkien Conference guest, Professor Nicholas Birns, you can read his responses below. Go to the conference page to register or submit a proposal.

Happy Holidays

I like to take a break from social media and blogging and things like that through the holidays. I want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, Joyous Solstice, a Happy New Year, and may any other holiday you celebrate bring you peace and joy with those you love.

I’ve been working on lots of different things, hopefully some of them will see publication in the new year. Perhaps I’ll share some of these works in progress here; I had planned one book for release next September, but my publisher seems to be defunct now, so I’ll search for a new venue in 2024.

In the meantime, please enjoy this holiday song, “Run With the Fox,” from Alan White and Chris Squire, two great musicians who have passed on. This time of year I think we all remember friends and family who shared past holidays with us, and who are no longer here. I like to focus on the good times we had together and how lucky I am to have shared such moments. Peace to everyone reading this.